NIIT : Not Interested in IT
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.
PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.
MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana
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