Thursday, June 5, 2008

For FUn- IT companies

NIIT : Not Interested in IT

WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output

HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses

TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions

INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems

HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping

BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds

IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines

SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly

PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors

C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings

AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible

CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort

DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers

BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go

TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.

PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India

ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees.

PATNI: Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments.

MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana

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