Cute Quotes, Cute Sayings

"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
George Burns

"If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance."
United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure

"You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."
Homer Simpson

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it."
Winston Churchill

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."
Groucho Marx

"I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it."
Groucho Marx

"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
Joan Rivers

"Is he just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?"
Freddie Mercury on Billy Idol

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
Rita Mae Brown

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
George Globol

Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.

Langston Hughes

An inexhaustible good nature is one of the most precious gifts of heaven, spreading itself like oil over the troubled sea of thought, and keeping the mind smooth and equable in the roughest weather.

Washington Irving

I am a great friend to public amusements, for they keep the people from vice.
Samuel Johnson

There is always some frivolity in excellent minds, they have wings to rise, but also stray.
Joseph Joubert

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
Umberto Eco 1929-, Italian Novelist and critic

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot 1819-1880, British Novelist

There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means; draw it all out, and hold him to it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson 1803-1882, American Poet, Essayist

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Fredrich

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mahatma Gandhi 1869-1948, Indian Political, Spiritual Leader

The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
Umberto Eco 1929-, Italian Novelist and critic

A difference of taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.
George Eliot 1819-1880, British Novelist

There is this benefit in brag, that the speaker is unconsciously expressing his own ideal. Humor him by all means; draw it all out, and hold him to it.
Ralph Waldo Emerson 1803-1882, American Poet, Essayist

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.
Fredrich

If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide.
Mahatma Gandhi 1869-1948, Indian Political, Spiritual Leader






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